what happens when you follow a girl who thinks her life is as boring as drying paint.

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hey, i'm lorrie. i'm 13, i was born on november 13th, i'm a grammar nazi, i was born in canada to chinese parents, have 2 sisters (jennie and stephanie), i'm a twin, i like tea, and i like to tumble a lot. i live in new jersey and i hate it. \: i've moved a lot. i like music and ramen. i'm an otaku and i like anime. i listen to mainstream, k-pop, j-pop, j-rock, j-alt, pop, alternative, instrumental, and a whole lot more but i don't like country. i swear a lot, jsyk. i like talking to people and over-explaining. and i like smileys. (: AND YEAH I PRETTY MUCH JUST RE-SUMMARIZED WHAT I WROTE AFTER THIS OH WELL DEAL. 8D

dislikes many things, but also a lover of many. an avid reader, loves to write, couldn't live without her iPod. a grammar freak, although not using much of it here, loves snapple and converse. a chatterbox, lover of emoticons (: , not too happy with life. AN OTAKU AND ANIME FREAK. but not like those kids who just talk about it alll day. (:

not yet a teen. loves ramen to dearth. (yes, dearth.) likes green tea. aims to help people in any way possible. has two sisters, jenn(ie) and steph(anie). name is lorrie. has a mom and dad who constantly bitch at each other. would really appreciate it if someone wanted to help me code a layout for this, LOL.

MSN? ask if you know me. exceptions.
AIM? ask. not on it much.
facebook? find it.
youtube? pizzafreak97
fanfiction? ibanana
twitter? epikfailure




10 Dec 09

@ peanutbuttermotherfucker:

thanks for following! C:

my tumblarity’s like, 99 because i took a break from tumblr. XD

yayyy.

16 hours ago//06:06 pm

me reading my sister's chat.

  • this never happened to me, btw. i was just reading my sister's chat with a guy friend and was laughing so hard. xD (and yes, i do hijack my sister's fb and read her chats.) :  D
  • ohand, i'm shortening his name. jsyk. \:  
  • Jenn:  brb bathroom
  • Jenn:  backk
  • P:  wow that was a long piss
  • Jenn:  i have a question
  •  for you
  •  btw
  •  i had a number 5
  •  xD
  •  anyways
  •  do you sit on the toilet?
  •  or do you stand?
  • P:  stand o-o
  • Jenn:  okayyy
  •  o-o
  •  do you miss?
  •  xD
  •  herrow?
  •  ANSWER PLOX
  • P:  yeah no im like a sniper
  • Jenn:  LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
  •  ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL
  •  IM GONNA DIE
  •  ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
  •  LOLLLLLL
  •  LMFAOOO
  •  xD
  • P:  u cud probably headshot u from my house
  • Jenn:  wjef9apwofla;wf
  •  waefwffw
  •  fwa\
  •  LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
  •  ROFLROFLROFL
  • P:  I*
  • Jenn:  TOO FUNNY
  •  YOU 'RE GONNA MAKE ME HAVE TO BACK TO THE BATHROOM
  • +the life lesson:  guys are like fucking snipers.
16 hours ago//06:05 pm

9 Dec 09

AFTER FOUR/FIVE POSTS IN A ROW, GOOD NIGHT 8D

i’m going to fail that ss thing tomorrow. x_x

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night guise.

1 day ago//10:45 pm

after school yesterday, i saw the wrestling team in the cafeteria practicing.

they were in their uniforms.

all i can say is that those were the best glimpses of my life. c:

hurhur.

1 day ago//10:44 pm

so i hear all the guys in my health class get to take home a condom and a banana at the end of the year.

and then they get to practice putting it on.

all i can say is that i hope it’s flavored. even more practice!

(why are they the lucky ones D8)

1 day ago//10:42 pm

reblog if you had an affair with tiger woods

captainkirk:

angelcondom:

flugelhorn:

danielfaraday:

supermodelsuicide:

simpleties:

ohallyy:

ash-holee:

thathippiekid:

squeezememacaroni:

(via habitababitabitable)

Unfortunately.

And I’m a fucking minor. He said he loved me. I feel so used.

he didn’t even use a condom wtf

he called me steve the entire time too what even

it was a disappoint.

all i can say.

1 day ago//10:40 pm

reblog if you had an affair with tiger woods

captainkirk:

angelcondom:

flugelhorn:

danielfaraday:

supermodelsuicide:

simpleties:

ohallyy:

ash-holee:

thathippiekid:

squeezememacaroni:

(via habitababitabitable)

Unfortunately.

And I’m a fucking minor. He said he loved me. I feel so used.

he didn’t even use a condom wtf

he called me steve the entire time too what even

he kept screaming “bulbasaur” all the time.

whay D:

1 day ago//10:38 pm

i hate getting subs for spanish, because most of the time, they meet at least two of these conditions:

  • really fucking mean.
  • doesn’t speak spanish.
  • actually teaches french/german/math/something
  • we can’t figure out what they’re trying to say to us
  • they can’t teach
  • they go, “screw this, i’ll give you something else to do.”
  • we end up bullying them for some reason
  • they don’t even show up (true story! seventh grade, 4th period spanish. sub never showed up. for 20 minutes, we were freeee. XD)

like today. our teacher (sra. p) left all this stuff for us to do, but it was so much work that we didn’t know what she meant. then we didn’t get the homework, so now i’m not doing it. (i’m guessing i’m gonna regret this later, seeing as i’m 1st period. \:)

but because sra. p was so vague about what she meant, we ended up doing nothing the entire day. \:

every time there’s a sub in spanish, i always end up leaving the room going “…so what the fuck are we supposed to do?”

the end.

1 day ago//10:35 pm

t0mriddle:

gormless:

(via benholley)
did not see the face bricks were shat.

oh my god

that baby is coming out fast.

t0mriddle:

gormless:

(via benholley)

did not see the face bricks were shat.

oh my god

that baby is coming out fast.

1 day ago//10:28 pm

so we bought this new camera, -will google name later-, and my dad has been absolutely obsessed with it. (:

i’m happy for him lol, like, he’s even watching the dvd for it. xD

but just watch him like 6 months later, looking at it, going, “…who bought this shit.”

…you did, daddy. D:

1 day ago//10:23 pm